No you silly sod. I took the piss because as ever, you bring snippets into the debate and as ever, get all pissy when someone picks up on them...

Shame is when you decide an innocent pillar of the community who happens to be a Muslim may have a nephew. Remember when you came out with that shiner, eh? Yeah, let's talk shame. Ask nurse, she might remember your awful posts.

Mind you, decorated war hero? Coor! To be fair, chopping your own leg off for a Blighty wound would be going too far, I suppose.

Not into toy soldiers myself mind. The only decorations I have are either courtesy of Dulux or, if I have to be honest, for representing those who save lives rather than take them. Jug ears was wearing a military uniform when he gave it me, if that helps?

I had a meal in an Indian in Cambridge just before Chrimbo, (in law lot live that way.) Excellent snap. Mind you, if the tops were wiped down with Ghandi's nappy, I'd probably still prefer it to McShit.