I didn't have time to read all 94 entries here, but from speed reading I surmise that Spaw's heart on has gotten too big and he plans to have a reduction performed by Dr. Fielding with a Dremel tool.
The end result seems desirable, as many Mudcatters are lining up to give him hugs and are presently unable to do so because of the size of the member, er, membership, but the method seems extreme. There must be some homeopathic way to wear the thing down naturally. Maybe if you pretend it's a genie's lamp and make lots and lots of wishes...
(But seriously, Pat, thanks for letting us know what's up.)