From Ed Cray's ' Bawdy Ballads '

Ting a ling goddam find a woman if you can,
If you cant find a woman find a clean old man,
If your ever in Gibralter try a flying fuck at Walter,
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low.

Do your balls hang low can you heave them to and fro,
Can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow,
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier,
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low.

Dave H