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Thread #1583   Message #3774777
Posted By: GUEST
24-Feb-16 - 03:07 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Old Maid and the Burglar
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Old Maid and the Burglar
Once there was a burglar bo who tried to rob a house.
He crept up into a window as quite as any mouse, and lay quietly against the wall.
That night at nine-o-clock the old maid she came in. I'm so tired she said, so she never looked under the bed.
She took out her teeth, her bum glass eye and the hair from the top of her head.
And the burglar bo had just 17 fits as he looked from under the bed. The old maid laying wide awake grabbed him by the neck. With a revolver in one hand said, young man you'll marry me or I'll blow off the top of your head.
The burglar bo looking all around, could find no place to scoot,
looked at her teeth and her bum glass eye and said for God's sake shoot.