Well guys, now that I am seriously getting into the old-timey tunes I've got to expand my vocabulary to go along with it.
Can you help me out here? I have learned a few expressions, lets see......
Exclamations:
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"Ahm fixin ta do that"

Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."
"This'll jar your preserves."

Good Things/Compliments:
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"If things get any better,I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

The Weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

Descriptions:
"If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."

Insults:
"She's uglier than homemade soap."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
"Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart. Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."


Do you guys have any more I could use? Was there other threads on this topic. I recken you fine folks have discussed this before.

Little Neo Red Neck Wannabee