He looks like he's been rode hard and put up wet.
Dumber'n' a bucket of hammers
(on being asked if you've met someone that you've seen around) We've howdy'd but we ain't shook
She looks like she was pulled through a knothole backwards
He looks like the Devil before breakfast.
(It's ready) Yer coffee's sassered and blowed
Fussy as an old hen with one chick
He sings like a hound dog with the croup
( for a real rounder) He'd take a heap of baptising
Rough as a cob in the wintertime
That's enough for now.

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