A young novice nun is sitting on a bench reading a book in the convent grounds when a young priest sits down beside her.
After a while, he puts his hand on her knee, and when he meets with no resistance, he throws her on the ground and makes passionate love to her.
When he's finished, she stands up, straightens her habit and says, "what am I going to tell the mother superior about allowing myself to be seduced twice?"
He says, "I only seduced you once".
"You're not going yets, are you?
Jim Carroll