Here's a few redneck tips for you Bonnie.
1.Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3.It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4.If you have to vacuum the bed,it's time to change the sheets.
5.Even if you're certain that you're included in the will,it's still considered tacky to drive a U haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
1.When decanting wine,make sure that you tilt the paper cup,and pour slowly so as not to "bruise"the fruit of the vine.
2.If drinking directly from the bottle,always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1.A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2.Do not allow the dog to eat at the table.....no matter how good his table manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE 1.While ears need to be cleaned regularly,this is a job that should be done in private using ones OWN truck keys.
2.Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
3.Dirt & grease under the fingernails is a social no no,as they tend to detract from a womans jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING(outside the family)
1.Always offer to bait your dates hook,especially on the first date.
2.Be aggressive.Let her know you're interested:"I've been wanting to date you since I read that stuff on the bathroon wall two years ago".
3.Establish with her parents,what time she is expected back.Some will say 10:00 pm,others will say"Monday".If the latter is the answer,it's the mans responsibility to get her to school on time.

WEDDINGS
1.Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2.Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3.For the groom,at least,rent a tux.A leisure suit with a cummerbundund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4.Though uncomfortable,say "yes" to socks & shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1.Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles;Even if the gun is loaded & the deer is in sight.
2.Never tow another car using pantyhose & duct tape.
3.Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Hope these help,Bonnie

While playing my banjo at a festival this summer,I was told this joke.
How can you tell if the stage is level that a banjo player is sitting on.
HE/She's drooling evenly out of both corners of their mouth.

Ron.