Hey, Larry, look like your mum's got a whole new career ahead of her, rent her out as an early warning system to California, Japan etc and you can retire and play music full-time. You'd probably have to let her have a percentage though, mothers are funny about that sort of thing! "Don't worry, Mum, you'll LOVE it on the San Andreas fault...."
RtS (If my own mum was alive she'd clip me round the ear for flippancy -I get tinnitus in one ear [too many clips round it!] but we've not had an earthquake in Ascot yet!)