or the older one that reckons you can kill with gay abandon,

It does not. That would be murder. It forbids any murder.

Although your funniest bit is in saying nearly all Christians know the bible is wrong.

That mistranslation is well known and recognised. I stand by the statement.

Real Christians look up from the KJV and say "this is the word of the Lord."

They say that whichever version is used.
(Only after a Gospel reading actually)