The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #29739   Message #377682
Posted By: catspaw49
19-Jan-01 - 09:25 AM
Thread Name: BS: Need to expand my 'Red Neck' Vocabulary
Subject: RE: BS: Need to expand my 'Red Neck' Vocabulary
Well..................................I'm not real good on the cleaner ones, but, uh........................

Fuckin' A -- agreement
Fuckin' A right Bubba -- strong agreement
I'll be kickin' your ass so hard you'll have to take your hat off to shit
Why don'tcha' take a flyin' fuck at the moon
You can kiss my ass and I'll give you 20 minutes to draw a crowd.
He/She got beat real bad with an "ugly stick."
You're the livin' proof that your Daddy butt-fucked the mule.
Your Mama have any children that lived?
I ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
If you wanna' have a go at me, you need to bring your Daddy and a sack lunch.
Well shit fire (sheet far) an save matches.-- amazement
That boy's got his head up his ass so far he can see the backside of his tonsils.
You ain't got the sense God gave a rock.
*BAD TASTE ALERT*- I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it come from.
She's got legs that go clear up to her ass.
That's as worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Aw the hell with it....I can't think of any nice ones.....maybe later.....................

Spaw