Dear me, the cost of banjologists is creeping up. Many years ago when I booked Arizona Smoke Review, Bill Zorn only charged me our spare bed for the night and my ex wife's recipe for perfect mushy peas.

Mind you, Paul Downes and Phil Beer cost the rest of the profits on the night...

You don't have to wait till the summer Gerry. They take snow ploughs over Keadby Bridge, tha' knows.

Keep challenging us to come over to The Malt Shovel and one day, I'll convince the rookery to be chauffeur.