you're a redneck if you post this ad:

For Sale, one tailgate from 1977 Chev pickup. Tailgate stored in barn since new.

or if an unexpected sight causes you to exclaim:
"Shoot low, sherriff, they're ridin Shetlands!"

and in the fall, the value of an old pickup fluctuates from $250 to $250,000 depending on the cargo...

"Benny's got a pickup truck, the pickup's got a cap
Cap's on top of a quarter-mil, the truck sure ain't worth that."

Who, me? I don't know nuthin. Never was the sharpest knife in the drawer and it didn't help when I got whacked with an ugly stick.

Cause Ah'm
Willie-O