Of course, this is also the theme of a "Rugby song" (Hash Harriers, etc.,)
Starting (As I don't want to quote it all)

Once a boy was no good,
Took a girl into a wood,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Laid her down upon the grass,
Pinched her tits and slapped her ass,
Blackbird Bye, Bye,.
Took her where nobody else could find her,
To a place where he could really grind her,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.

This is not quite as I remember it, but found at Rugby Songs

Cheers
Nigel