Zeke storms through the front door of his parents house on his wedding night."Paw,you ain't gonna believe this,but I jes found out my bride is a virgin"!!!

"Well I don't blame ya fer leavin son," "If she ain't good nuff fer her famly,she ain't good nuff fer ours"!!!

If a couple gits hitched in Missippi & they gits deevorced in Alabama.....Are they still brother & sister?