Damn! Everything y'all have written is part of my daily conversation!.

However, Spaw got it a little wrong. It is; "Dalm! Somebody done whupped the hell outta her with an ugly stick."

Oh yes. Many of our words are pronounced with an "L' in them. Such as "Dalm", "Lilve".

Y'all did miss a couple of very descriptive sayings;

"Shaking like a dog (dawg) shittin' persimmon seeds"

"Grinnin' like a mule eating briars (brars).

"Nervous as a cat covering (covrin') up shit.

Spoonerisms are employed often, maybe not realizing they are spoonerisms. "Jassack", "Ship the Slat outta ya." etc.

Seriously, I am often "fixin'" to do something. And I do "reckon" a lot.

But, I, khandu, am dalm well not a Effing Redneck!

khandu