I was reading the lyrics and thought how the 'bread and wine' bits could be brought into the age of modern tecbnology:

"We won't give you bread and wine/eeh eye over (My Auntie used to sing those words, not 'we are the Rovers)
You can order it online, you scrounging bunch of soldiers."

I'm not serious, it just made me laugh when I thought of it.

I'd love to track down a full recording of this song.