The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158916   Message #3778845
Posted By: Donuel
14-Mar-16 - 05:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Back on QVC Donald was hawking some of his 'new' products.

"You are gonna love these folks their great their great. They said I didn't love the women but I love the women. You know who these are for, she's gonna love these, Here they are; TRUMPONS TRUMPONS
TRUMPONS they are huge absolutely huge. they are great, really great and over here this is really great, its a trilobite double processor Trumplet. Put all your photos and music here folks. TRUMPLETS folks get them while they last. Yeah they are great.

OK Ok how many of you folks like puppies? They are great aren't they well this is greater than great, I have covered the kennel fees from Florida and Ohio for all the puppies from closed puppy mills so you can have a chance to own a Trump Pet. They are super great. You can have them at cost. Get your very own TRUMP Pet."