Musket for Chancellor and Archbishop of Sheffield, from Wednesday onward. I'll find summat for the other one in a minute :-)

Teribus for Ministry of Hangin' 'n' Floggin'

Raggytash for Ministry of Culture and Beard Cultivation

Dave the Gnome for Ministry of Bingo and Other Arts (if he can be arsed with "other arts")

Michael...ah, Michael: how about a sinecure in a (very) remote outpost of the Empire...nurse can come with you, we promise...

Pete: education. A shoo-in.

Joe Offer: Elf Secretary

My private secretary will be that dishy young lady doctor off of Holby City. No contest. Otherwise I'm not playing and you can have Blair back.