The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3779346
Posted By: Little Hawk
16-Mar-16 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
My goodness, Amos! What vainglorious boasting. Do you really imagine that a middle class gent such as you could seduce la Rutledge that easily? You are getting carried away with yourself, my good man. Now, Olive Whatnoll....I'm sure she'd be giving you the glad eye, probably show a little leg, maybe put you in a hammerlock if you hesitated and say with a leer, "NOW it's YOUR lucky day, boyo!" as she dragged you off screaming toward the nearest couch, bed, or other horizontal surface. Those 'Ull working class women just carn't be trusted wif any blighter wot still can stand and breathe!