"This politics lark. Seems rather difficult. Shouldn't we stick to forming a religion? Far easier, no skill involved just gullible fodder and oh.. Yeah, I forgot. More dangerous than governments...."

We could combine the two. I could declare myself Divine Leader, a walking saint, just like that Kim Zu Jim Up Fuk Sik Ill bloke in North Korea, whatever his name is. Looking at him, I reckon it would entitle me to pies without limit. I could stuff the Lords with unqualified people wearing funny clothes who could talk bollocks and pretend that they never said what they said and that there's no evidence for religion, or is there, and who needs it anyway because there's a unifying summat or other which radiates deeper truths (we can hide those, no worries, wouldn't want them getting out). Yeah, that's what we need a lot more of. Just think of the corruption and graft that News At Ten wouldn't have time to pin on us because they were having to report all that guff! Genius! Any volunteers? Keith...?

Do they have Doom Bar in North Korea, and would I have to give my lads girlie names like Kim?