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Mid Life Crisis


A D                                     A
I wanna have a mid life crisis
       D                      A
but if the truth be told
   D                                  A
I can't have a mid life crisis
                                  E7          A
'Cos My Wife says I'm too old

I wanna drive a bright red sports car
with a pretty young blond for a date
I wanna have a mid life crisis
but My Wife says I'm too late

She said you coulda had a crisis at Forty
or even at Fifty Five
If you'd wanted a mid life crisis
You should have done it while you're still alive


A               D                              A
I want a pick up truck with monster wheels
                D                               A
I want to be stacked up with sex appeal
I want tatoos on my arms and chest
A Harley and a black leather vest
I want to let my hair grow long
I want to get to Nashville with this song
I want a Cowboy hat and belt and boots
I want a hand tailored white silk suit

I wanna have a mid life crisis
but if the truth be told
I can't have a mid life crisis
'Cos My Wife says I'm too old

I wanna drive a bright red sports car
with a pretty young blond for a date
I wanna have a mid life crisis
but My Wife says I'm too late



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Mid life Crisis.