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Thread #159235 Message #3780613
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Mar-16 - 11:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Finding that he actually attempts to supply the source for any quotation he borrows, We appoint Ed T., who posts here as "GUEST Ed T.", as Our Imperial Quoter. He will post, at a minimum, 1.7376 edifying and morally uplifting quotations every day, which will be the Imperial Quoter's quota. Any day upon which he will post exactly 3.14159265 quotations he will be rewarded with his weight in uranium hexafluoride, or UF6.
His mark shall be:
Let Our will in this be broadcast throughout Our realm, and he shall enjoy all of the right and privileges of this appointment.
Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ® His mark