"Try a chip butty using dripping instead of butter ........Ymmmmmmmm"

Best of both worlds if your chips are already cooked in beef dripping. Then you can slather your bread with a ton of butter, apply salted-and-vinegared chips and fold the slice over (no cutting permitted). The priority here is to use the nastiest thin-sliced white loaf you can find. This works best if you're a bit pissed. Lean well forward whilst eating.