Had bacon for tea tonight. Six rashers each of Sainsburys's finest Wiltshire cure (sell-by date cheapie) with mash containing excessive butter, grilled cherry toms and peas. Nectar. Manna from heaven. Tomorrow night it's Italian tomato, onion and bacon soup with fresh basil, extra virgin olive oil and curls of Canossa dairy Parmesan, mopped up with warm ciabatta.