Ok, what the flying is "math?"

It's either maths or mathematics. I kept telling you.

Tsk.

I'd never heard "bog trotter" and for the life of me wouldn't equate it as meaning Irish. The land around where I live was reclaimed by ditches and gulleys a few hundred years ago and we refer to parts that don't drain well as bogs. You wouldn't call the shit house a bog in polite company but between mates, that is what it is.

AND you can't make a cup of tea.
AND a curry should have a taste to it.
AND you call that coffee?
AND breakfast cereal isn't supposed to be 99% sugar
AND taking people at face value gets you nowhere.

Right! Any French people reading this? Your turn next! Form an orderly queue. (Not that you have ever tried.)