Shit always seems to figure in large if you notice and often an expression goes to your favorite animal as in the variant-----Slicker than owlshit.

Then of course the variant on El Swanno's above is: She's so ugly (or someone's breath) is so bad, she'd knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

Then there the simple expression meaning "No fooling?" that is instead a statement with just a hint of question.....You shit!!?!!?!! Now if you're really surprised and that isn't strong enough, you modify it slightly as in.....You shit and slide around in it. This can be used in other ways as well, like to mean I'm not going to do it....Yeah, you shit and slide around in it too!

You can alwys use "shit" as a substitute word meaning "nothing" or "worthless" as in shit for brains or as in, "She ain't got shit for tits." Or in a very simple form such as "You ain't shit."

Matt? Nobody said anything bad about Piggly Wiggly. Try to keep your shit packed in one turd huh?

Spaw