A miracle...
So not only was he resurrected, but an entire set of clothes of the right size appeared too. Did they sort of float down from the sky, or appear on hangers in the cave, or did an angel come up and ask him what size he required in sandals?

Believe it or not, I'm a regular churchgoer and our Rector would be a bit displeased to hear of my doubts.

This is tongue in cheek to some extent, but I'd still like to know the official line on these matters!