If yer aunt had b#$%*, she'd be yer uncle.

(my husband explains my presence on a farm call) I'd rather take her with me than kiss her goodbye.

Kids say "quit meddlin' with me" and it sounds like "quit smellin' me"

You carry someone home, but you tote the groceries in, or give someone a tote on the back of a bicycle.

You throw your hat in the door (and see if it comes back) before you enter.

You save your pennies for a rainy day, and itsa gwine a rain someday.

Wrestling matches are "wrasslin'"

When a sow is having trouble giving birth, she "can't find her pigs."

Green peas (English peas) are sugah peas.

And of course there is "swayt tea"

Try saying "dry ice" over and over.

I could go on...