Shame, I been married longer than you've been alive, if you call whatever that is you do living. Before I was married, well, I don't brag but there are more than a few women who sigh in fond remembrance when they think of me and get all melty inside. But you wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

Tell me though: is it true what they say about ex-cons like you? Is that why you've given up on women? Officer J. has been transferred, I understand, and you're left with your right -- is that correct?