farmer and his wife were having marital difficulties. They went to a counsellor to get some help. At the end of the session the counsellor asked to speak with each of them individually.
That evening, the wife had finished cooking supper and, running out to the barn to get her husband, she found him behind the John Deere with his pants down.
"What are you doing," she screamed.
"Well the counsellor said, "If you want to keep your wife, you've got to do something to a tractor."


A few weeks later, his wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She sent him a John Deere letter.