No, they don't mention Shane, do they? Gosh, I wonder why? Heh! Heh! It might be because of the 30 or so stolen snowmobiles he has put in the bottom of the lake. It might be due to his public drunkenness and his many mindless acts of property destruction. It might be because he has embarrassed the community in countless ways, and failed to make any positive contribution. It might be his personal hygiene problem. It might be many things like that.

But what a great website, eh? Doesn't it make you long to go to Blind River ASAP? And if you do...you might be lucky enough to meet Shane outside the Tim Horton's or the Iron Horse, and he'll try to bum a smoke off you.