Slide me a double Atropine straight up, with a Dopamine chaser. I'll have the eggplant au Coumadin with the foxglove garnish.

'spaw, you've got to teach me to make that farting in your armpit noise that you're so fond of. It'll probably pain you to make it for a while, and I'll be happy to stand in.

Meanwhile, lemme see if I can get this aortic balloon pump hooked up to my bagpipes.