" The Bible does not say anything about what happened on Easter Monday, the day after Jesus' resurrection"

Newly declassified redacted files provide strong evidence of cataclysmic events the day after regeneration:
Jesus-Bot V.2.00 reactivated and re-equipped with even more powerful 'miracle' weaponry;
an army of disciple clones ready to march relentlessly on the world.
The day the conquest began....

And the saviour said "I'll be back !!!"

Tonight 10.00pm special exclusive only on The Crackpot History Channel.

"Invasion of the Disciples - Almighty Clone Army War Against Mankind"... 💥