An easy fix--let Shane take out a membership. An average donation of $100/year, say, to the Mudcat Maintenance fund should cinch it. And then his brother Dale could do so, and also Corridus, Chongo, Penny Frigidity Incarnate, Lady Whatnot, and that Cosmic Overlord character. Let's see--seven or eight memberships, still a boggain for Mister Hawk at less than a grand a year for his unlimited funsies. And besides, once you start paying their way they become dependents, just like wee babbies, and can be written off on your income taxes! Just like sprats! And often begun in a similar gleeful whirlwind of irresistible sensory overwhelm, I might add.