Mudcat Café message #378218

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Thread #29739 Message #378218
Posted By: MarkS
19-Jan-01 - 09:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Need to expand my 'Red Neck' Vocabulary
Subject: RE: BS: Need to expand my 'Red Neck' Vocabulary

So bucktoothed he/she could eat an apple through a picket fence
So old he/she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Dumb enough to put a stamp on an email
Ugly enough to scare the chrome off a bumper
So old he/she still owes Moses a quarter MarkS