"Body Piercings ? well at least the holes might heal shut eventually if you tire of all the metal work rubbing against your inner upper thighs... 😜 "

"PFR: Just to clarify, are you talking about the metal of your piercings, or the earrings of a close friend? :)"

Thinking about it, does that work on an anatomical level, Nigel? Not sure quite where the earrings would, er, be abrading, but upper inner thighs? Let me think...(all I can manage these days...)