ok..if we are diddling about with definitions....

I can now confidently claim that my irritable bowels are 'terrorists'...

They commit arbitrary surprise attacks and atrocities which leave me housebound,
fearful of venturing out on public transport or venturing into public places... 😬

Even if the last act of terrorism was months ago, the fear still persists and affects moral and behaviour...

How do I even know UK security intelligence agencies are not already aware of this too close to home threat
and keeping watch through covert surveillance...????