(the crowd of two in the left ventricle are clapping wildly)

"Hey honeygoof, don't touch that there valve thingie unless you mean it!"

"Down in front?!?! Obviously you haven't read the entire book cameraman! For some of us gals that's damn near impossible"*bg*

"Miz Kensho, you got anything that'll set a little ol'ventricular waif back on her heels? Pour me a double!"