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Thread #51378   Message #3783671
Posted By: GUEST,Mike Rogers
06-Apr-16 - 06:08 AM
Thread Name: what's the worst song you ever heard?3
Subject: RE: what's the worst song you ever heard?3
From the early 1950s, a ghastly song called Twenty Tiny Fingers, the chorus of which is
Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes,
Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose.
One looks like mommy, with a cute little curl on top,
And the other one's got a big bald spot, exactly like his pop.

The verses are too sickly to print.

I also support Bohemian Rhapsody, which for some inexplicable reason keeps getting voted Best Song Ever, and Jerusalem, now hi-jacked by England's cricketers as their pre-Test anthem.