Or perhaps, Tashititz, it occurs to me, you were distressed by the little ditty I composed in response to old Unohoo's pertinacious & unprovoked importunities to me to "fuck off", satirically wishing him certain organic discomforts. Well, blimey, is that all! Don't you know what they say about heat & kitchens?... If that's it, some people had better go back to the nicely upholstered drawing room & wait for the parlourmaid & footman to emerge from the kitchen to wait upon them —— especially if they happen to be the ones to have piled the anthracite on to the kitchen-range in the first place.

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