The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3784046
Posted By: gnu
07-Apr-16 - 02:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, that was more than a few hours ago so what's the scoop?

Doc pinched my tit and I said it hurt. He said that was a good thing... just a cyst and nothing to worry about. Then I asked about the colonoscopy because I was deemed a "five year man" after my last one but it seems like it was long ago. He went back in his records. Indeed, it was done in January, 2008. The arsehole doc had his licence pulled at 25 years of service and it was given to "young blood". Imagine THAT! Ya spend 25 years where the sun don't shine and some arsehole silly servant says ya gotta move over and make room for a younger arseholer. Canuck health care works in strange ways some times. So, my five year cycle got filed in the round file in this lovely can of red tape worms. Arseholes.

I voiced my surprise and displeasure. After all, Dr. Ross Doc said I wouldn't believe the ways the bureaucrats screw over docs in our province. Sad shit, man. Anyway, I can't wait to drink the Evil Potion and pass time passing me guts in preparation for having some young arseholer shove a shitter snake up my alimentary canal. Some fun, huh Bambi?

Oh... and that other thing? Well, I gotta keep an eye on that. But, blood pressure was fine, I got a renewed prescription for something I need, was refused yet again a "supplier chit" (we don't get prescriptions up here) for medical Marywanna, and given an appointment for August so I have at least another four months to live. Hopefully, my referral appointment to the ENT will come before that... the referral was made on July 7 last year so I nose it will come soon... maybe.