I posted this earlier but, for some unknown reason, it disappeared (perhaps a sensitive-soul Mud-elf was offended?)...

In my neck of the Backwoods, 'wanker' and 'tosser' appear to have been superseded by the, IMHO, infinitely more satisfying 'spunk-trumpet'. But, of course, you would never hear such coarse terms from my dainty rose-bud lips. 😎