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Thread #32340 Message #3784839
Posted By: GUEST
12-Apr-16 - 06:10 AM
Thread Name: any new mondegreens?
Subject: RE: any new mondegreens?
Not a Mondegreen as such (more a deliberate change made in lyrics to sound funny or suggestive) from "The Lakes of Pontchartrain"):
If it wasn't for alligators, I'd sleep out in the nude
or from "The Wild Rover"
I went to an alehouse, I used to frequent And I told the Landlady the Barman was Bent
or from "Lucille"
You picked a fine team to leave me, Lucille With two hungry children, to take a Crap in the Field
I am sure "As Shepherds washed their socks by night" was just a joke, though I doubt if Norma Waterson was the originator; I remember hearing a version which went:
As Shepherds washed their socks by night They had on I.T.V. The Angel of the Lord came down And switched to B.B.C.
(This dates from the time there were only 2 channels in Britain, BBC and ITV). Now there are hundreds of channels (but very few programmes worth watching).