I didn't know anyone still drank Liebfraumilch! I shall experiment tonight with a bottle of Nero D'Avola and whatever I can steal from Mrs Steve's chocolate stash without it being noticed that a depletion has occurred (I got wise years ago to the fact that the stash must always be kept abundant, for this very reason). She hasn't noticed the missing Poundland box of Maltesers that I wolfed one night last week after she'd gone to bed...