Twiddle diddle, Twiddle diddle, twiddle diddle......Car 54 Where Are YOU???? What? What's that? KPSP?? Possum Songs for Perverts? HUH? You sure that's the only station I can get on this thing? But what about WSFG, Why Spaw Farts Globally, 49 on your dial? No? awwwwwwww shucks. (Sorry spaw, didn mean to pinch ya there, You want pinched WHERE????) Lorna Doone, these folks.....Ya just cain't nivver tell whatcha done fell into.......whoops, is this a Jello Pit? Well, kiss ma grits, honey!!