Here I am guys, sorry I'm so late. I was in the bathroom putting on my lipstick when this strangest thing happened. I went in the stall to change my panti-liner and somehow got locked in. I would have crawled under the door frame but that is disgusting and there was no way I was going over the top. So I stayed there until the building shifted a bit and the stall lock seemed to loosen up.
Boy I sure could use a drink after that episode.
Let me pull some cash out of my white socks and treat you all to a round. How does that sound?
Banjo Bonita