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Thread #59418   Message #3787378
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
26-Apr-16 - 10:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I don't know if Albert Einstein ever fed a dog, but he was known to keep a box of bacon-flavored Magnetic Monopoles around for Gluon to snack on when he dropped in.

Remember the jingle?

Oh, feed your duckdog Magnetic Monopoles
They're chewier than Higgs' Bosons
And tastier than Black Holes

Feed your duckdog a platter
Of non-baryonic matter
That tastes better than cake batter
Magnetic Monopoles

That's right folks, Magnetic Monopoles in bacon, liver and chicken flavors. They'll make your duckdog stand up and say "Quark!"