I thought I saw a magnetic monopole
So I reached for it and whoosh it was gone
As fast as a Squid it went down a whole
like a flux tube in twistor space it was Dyon.

Hypothetically quasipartically speaking
the damn thing wasn't really here.
But then again I wasn't really there.
hyperbolic three space not what I'm seeking.

Now I'm over monopoles
They don't give me a charge
they don't give me a push
All they do is go whoosh.