*Slam* Stomp, stomp.
Boy, it sure is cold out there tonight! Why isn't there fire going in the fireplace? And it's nice to see this place a little more populous tonight. Umm.. Why are all the ladies standing with their noses pressed, well, not actually their noses, a bit lower, their, uh....
Why are all the ladies standing so close to the appliances?

Now, if I can just grunt drag this darn grunt padded leather bench grunt over to the fireplace. Hey, does anyone have an extra banjo lying around? I need to start a fire here.